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The Greatest Movie Ever Made

…at least for some people. Recently God came down from from heaven and made a 30 minute movie specifically for fans of corny 80s action movies like me. Watch it. Right now. Behold it’s awesomeness....

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Movie Reviews – First Half of Summer 2015

Summa, summa, summa time is here! You know what that means! More wonderful and horrible gold/crap from Hollywood! There’s seven movies below, and I actually liked six of them. Damn, that doesn’t happen...

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Terminator Genisys Movie Review

I can’t stand not talking about this. I was excited to see this movie, as I always am with any Schwarzenegger or Stallone film. This being a new Terminator movie, I was double excited. The experience...

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Batman v Superman and Suicide Squad Trailers

Both of these trailers have been released over the Comic-Con weekend. One is fantastic. The other is disappointing. Too bad the disappointing one is for the movie I’m more excited about, but I’m trying...

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Movie Reviews – Late Summer 2015

The summer movies continue, with several surprises… Ant-Man – Wow. They made a movie called friggin’ Ant-Man and it’s actually pretty good. It’s interesting to see movies’ first beta male super hero,...

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Spectre Movie Review

Perhaps the last Daniel Craig James Bond movie (maybe). How good was Spectre? Overall, it was far better than Quantum of Solace and a little better than Skyfall. It doesn’t come close to Casino...

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Movie Review – Star Wars: Force Awakens

I didn’t want to talk about this, since Star Wars has essentially taken over the entire internet during the last six months and I’m getting a little tired of it. I like Star Wars as much as the next...

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Top Ten Movies of 2015

I’ve seen a hell of a lot of movies this year, many good, many bad. Today I’ll list my top ten movies for 2015. Emphasis on the word “my.” This list is entirely subjective and you are free to disagree....

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The Master List of 2016 Movies I Will See

Every January I whip through the new year’s release schedule and come up with a list of movies I want to see. I’ll see more movies than the ones on this list, but these are the ones I plan on seeing....

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Deadpool Movie Review

Bad Guy: I think I should wire your mouth shut. Deadpool: Oh, you really don’t want to do that. For several years, my daughter has had a poster on her wall of a masked, red-clad superhero. When people...

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Batman v Superman Movie Review

I was actually more excited about this movie than Star Wars. Was it good? As usual, there is strong internet movie group-think where we’re all either supposed to hate a movie or think it’s great....

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Movie Reviews – Early 2016

Things have been a little slow in my movie life. Go Time has been pretty intense this year, and I’ve been changing a few things around in my personal life. I was still able to squeeze in a few movies...

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Captain America: Civil War Review

Since I don’t watch much TV, movies have always been my primary form of pop culture entertainment. I have seen hundreds upon hundreds of movies over the last 44 years. Today, I’m going to tell you...

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Spectre Movie Review

Perhaps the last Daniel Craig James Bond movie (maybe), how good was Spectre? Overall, it was far better than Quantum of Solace, and a little better than Skyfall. It doesn’t come close to Casino...

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Movie Review of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

I stopped reviewing movies as a regular thing on this blog quite a while ago, but I promised that when something important happened in the movie world, I’d talk about it. A new Star Wars movie...

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This Whole Wonder Woman Thing

The Wonder Woman movie finally came out, and since it A) didn’t suck and B) made $100 million on its debut weekend, left-wingers and right-wingers are all freaking out, albeit for different reasons....

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1982 Was The Best Year Ever… For Movies

I’ve been doing a fun thing lately where I play some of the movies from my childhood in the early 80’s in the background as I work on more grunt-work tasks. It’s been super fun to go back and revisit...

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Recent Examples of Political Correctness in Movies

As always, left wing political correctness infests most movies that come out of Hollywood, and recently I’ve seen several examples of where this is very subtle, perhaps going unnoticed by the majority...

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The Punisher

In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue… natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid...

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Justice League Movie Review

Nerds (like me) have been waiting almost 50 years for a Justice League movie. Seriously. In the late 1970’s when I was very small, one of my favorite cartoons was The Superfriends, a watered-down...

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